I feel like today was one of those days where I just need my own t.v. show. Everyone has those days. Today was mine. Or at least this morning.

I woke up at 6:15.....I get picked up for school at 6:30. So I had to run & jump in the the shower really fast & take an amazing 5 minute shower because I got my license finally today & I had wig-hair from work last night (yay halloween stores!) so it needed to be half-way decent for my ID photo. I run out of the shower only to realize that I have no clothes, so i throw on a t-shirt & a pair of pants with a zipper that is permanently stuck on the top, yet also open at the same time, & start looking for some socks. Well im at my dad's so the few sock i do have are all crusty & thrown askew in a pile & my shoes are nowhere to be seen so I grab the high heels that are still lying around from Homecoming & run downstairs. My dad especially set the coffee pot to make me some early to be nice even though I don't normally drink it, so I grab a mug & take it anyways 1) to appreciate the nice gesture & 2) I was up all night after school & work doing homework & pretty much still dead. By that time my ride was already waiting for me impatiently & I sprinted out the door. As I sat down, I put the coffee mug in my lap & just so happened to spill a perfect pee-stain onto my jeans, so I decided to chug down the scalding hot coffee real quick (ps. coffee on an empty stomach = NOT GOOD). While we were driving I quickly put on a bit of make-up & frantically ran my fingers through my still-wet hair to comb it. I ended up getting to school on time but during first period, I noticed my shirt was on backwards. WIN.

hahahaha this morning was so classically horrible that it was perfect! I love it. XD